WEIRD FOOD FIGHT!! (originally posted at the TSIC Forum) *knocks down a wall* Well, no one seems to be around, so I'll just let my destructive side show................. *jumps on the couch, ripping it up with her claws every time she lands* Ah, too old fashioned...........*runs up the wall and starts clawing at the ceiling, a huge chunk falls down and scatters dust all around* Oops.....*koff* Not good......... *sneeze* I know!!!!!! *runs into the bathroom, a few seconds later she runs out and hides behind what's left of the couch* Hee hee!!! Any second now....................... ~BOOM~ *water begins to pour out of the bathroom* I BLEW UP THE POTTY!!!!!!!!!!! *dances around clapping her hands* Hmmmm, what else can I do? *evil grin* Heeheeheehee!!! *runs into the kitchen* Sarah-Le --- Sarah blew up the potty? Where have I heard that before... *ponders for a second* Aw well. *walks in the kitchen* Hi Sarah! *hits her with whipped cream and floogs* HA! LOLOLOLOL!! *takes off running like she's on fire, giggling like an idiot* Sonicboom13 --- Oh yeah!!!! *pulls stuff out of the fridge and tosses it at her* Take that!! *throws a ham* And this!!!! *tosses the cake, hits SB on the back* And don't forget this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hits her with that 3 week old pot roast* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sarah-Le --- POT ROAST?? YOU FIEND!! *turns the hose on her* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *throws a couple carpwaffles, some cupcakes, three year old twinkies and a cherry to go on top then hides* Sonicboom13 --- *calls on her 10 year old meatloaf surprise* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! Attack my green furry friend!!!!!!! *meatloaf snarls and lunges at SB* Did I mention it's radioactive? Sarah-Le --- O.O AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *runs around screaming* GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!!! *starts beating it with a stick* AUGH!! *sarts rolling around in the ground* HELP!!!!!! * rips it off and throws it back at Sarah, watches it attack her instead* HA!!! Sonicboom13 --- *whistles loudly* *the meatloaf stops attacking her and hides ina corner* Ow....turn my own pet against me will you? Take this!! *throws a rabid space monkey with 7 butts at her* Sarah-Le --- NOT THE MONKEY! *sets the monkey on fire and watches it burn* Purdy.... *sends 1000 butted Monkey Kahn(Hey, I'm bored!) after Sarah* HA! Sonicboom13 --- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches as her meatloaf attacks MK* Sarah-Le --- *tosses flesh eating pudding at SB* Enjoy...............((X.x)) *is soooooooooooo bored, it ain't funny* Sarah-Le --- O.O *runs in the bathroo-- wait, Sarah blew up the bathroom, uh... dives in the lake and washes the goo off* *watches 1000BMK attack Sarah* Sonicboom13 --- FUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!! *hauls booty out of the way, her meatloaf still gnawing on MK* NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Evil! *beats MK with the ugly stick* ((O.o)) Was that a good idea?? *turns around* Oops....nope...heh heh heh eh.........*runs* Sarah-Le --- Twinkies of doom!!!!!!!!! I have a pair of 5 year old twinkies sitting behind my computer. I lost em back thare 5 years ago and i never bothered to yank them out from behind there. Who knows?? Maybe the twinkies have evolved into intellegent life forms, and are plotting world domination. HAIL TWINKIES! MecaSonic --- ((O.O)) EVIL!!!!!!! KILL 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL 'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!! * dives behind the 'puter and starts to gnaw on the evil space twinkies* OW!!!! It bit back!!!!!!!! Sarah-Le --- No one ever said they were space twinkies!! **One of the twinkies jumps out and bites her ankle*** OW!! Sarah-Le'a the one gnawing on ya, attack her!! ***Runs for her life*** Noodles --- *sqashes the two of them* HA!!!! They from space if I say they are!!! *one oozes across the floor* ACK!!!!! *squishes it again* Sarah-Le --- They're Meca's twinkies... So he's the one who'd know if they're really space twinkies... **Inches away from the oozing twinkie Sarah-Le squished*** Noodles --- AAAAHHHHHH!! KILLER TWINKIES!!!!!!! KILL IT!!!! KILL IT!!!! KILL IT!!!!!!!!! *sends the 7-butted monkey and Sarah's meatloaf after it* Sonicboom13 --- LOL!!!!!!!!! *her meatloaf destroys the twinkies* Much better......now if my meatloaf will just stay this nice and usefull, I might just keep it around. *meatloaf barks and wags what could pass for a tail* ((O.o)) Um.........that is some REALLY odd meatloaf................. *it mews and begins to purr* Now I'm scared.............I think I'll call it......Meatloaf...... Sarah-Le --- What about the monkey and 1000BMK? *watches the buttmonkey trash stuff and watches 1000BMK fly around on Goku's numbus* Uh....... Sonicboom13 --- I hit him with the ugly stick too....... That was the worst idea I've ever had............ Sarah-Le --- Pepsi's older than time I got a Pepsi older than time in my freezer *Pepsi shoots out of the freezer and hits somebody in the eye* Ouch That's gotta hurt John Hedgehog --- *ducks* *watches the Pepsi hit someone else* I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!!!! *points to John* HE DID!!!!!! *runs and hides from the vengence of the Pepsi taregt person* Sarah-Le --- *rubs her head* $%@#$&*%^$%^$%^#$%&^!!!! *throws a bunch of floogs at John and watches 1000BMK pick the pepsi up and drink it* Sonicboom13 --- 1000 BMK likes Pepsi?? I would have given him some a long time ago, if it'll make him go away that is. *her Meatloaf runs around the room making various animal noises* ((O.o)) At least it's house broken.......... Sarah-Le --- Y'know.... I'm tempted to illustrate this.......... Boom Boom --- LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!! I say go for it chica!!! *falls over and laughs insanely at the thought* Man.........what a wierd @$$ pic!!!! *gets up and clears her throat* Ok, I'm done....*giggles* Meatloaf: Bark! Meow, cluck................. Sarah-Le: ((O.o)) Dun forget my Meatloaf now....... --- Go ahead & draw it! That would be one funny pic! If you don't draw it, I probably will [:thinks about how to draw Sarah's meatloaf & walks around the room:] [:steps on a dead Twinkie, slides across the floor, and lands on what's left of the couch:] MoKat --- ------ THE NEXT DAY... ------ --- I AM TWINKIE!!! FEEL MY WRATH! HAHAHAHA!!!! you fools!!!! i have escaped from behind meca's computer to reak havoc upon this planet!!! YOU SHALL ALL PERISH!! Me and my legion of twinkies shall reign supreme!! EAT MY CREAM FILLED WRATH!!!! *explodes into tiny bits of twinkie, cream filling is now all over the walls*.... i... shall... return... Hail twinkie!... or be destroyed.... *gurgle*..... i'll be back. Twinkie of doom --- o.O *eats a twinkie* Yuck...never really liked these things anyways... *throws the rest out the window* *looks at the exploded twinkie on the walls* Er...I AM RAE OF THE FFF(Female Fearsome Foursome ;p )!!! FEAR ME!!! BWHAHAHAHAAAA! @_@ (So, sue me...I'm bored... x.x) *walks away* K-Rae --- I AM SARAH-LE OF THE FFF, FEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!! Fear me and my Meatloaf!!! *meatloaf snarls and begins to devour the twinkie bits* My Meatloaf will take care of you!!! *Meatloaf wags what could pass as a tail and wanders around making various animal sounds* Good..........thingie!!! Meatloaf: Burf!!! *pant pant* Ribbit, ribbit!! *wags the tail like thingie faster* Sarah-Le: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! *koff, hack wheeze* ((O.o)) *gag* Sorry, *sniffle* Got a cold.....Heh. My Meatloaf will take care of it, and if it does come back, I'LL COUGH ON IT!!!! MWAHAHAH...*koff* oh never mind....... you know what an evil laugh should sound like.... *walks off sniffling and coughing* Sarah_Le --- I AM JAMIE SWIFTRUNNER OF THE FF4!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! FEAR ME!!! I AM..... uh....... INSANE!!!!!! *watches Yoko help the Meatloaf eat the twinkie* Yoko: Yip! *munch munch* *grabs the meatloaf's leg (hey, what else am I gonna call it?) Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww! Yoko! Don't eat that! *watches the meatloaf snarl* Eep! Dopn't look at me! Yoko did it! .....Stupid, evil cream filled packaged pastries of doom.... *blasts part of the twinkie that's stuck to the wall with her blaster rifle.... taking a good chunk of the wall with it* YEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *dives out the window followed by Yoko* Sonicboom13 --- ACK!!! My Meatloaf! Ack!!! No let Yoko eat Meatloaf( Yes, that's it's name) It's alive and............stuff, Yoko will get sick!! Besides, it attacks the twinkies, buttmonkeys and 1000BMK.... now what do we do if they come back? I trained it to protect all MBers, so no one has to worry about it attacking them. [pic of Sarah-Le in an EST uniform] Uh, hee hee, I joined the EST, so, the uniform is mine now..... not this one, it's Rem's oops....heh hehe..........eh....... I have my own though! *Rem enters the room in his boxers* Oops, gotta go!! *dashes off* Sarah-Le --- Hey Rem! *grabs him* Where ya going? Rem: O_O;; SB: You must be cold... Here! *hands him the pink poke-dot dress with big poofy sleeves* Rem: ACK!! NOT THE DRESS!! *runs out screaming into a crowded street in his boxers* SB: *snickers* I feel soooooo sorry for you..... *snickers again* Sonicboom13 --- ((O.O)) Eeep!!! Not the street!! *runs out after him and drags him back in* Bad Remmy!! Runing around outside in your boxers........ the dress would have been better.. *snickers* Rem: ((O.o)) What is it with the two of you and that dress? Sarah-Le: *shurgs and grabs him* Yo, SB!!!! I got him, get the dress quick!!! SB: Got it, I'll be right there!!! *giggles* Rem: Help me.......someone........please!!! Meatloaf: Moo, oink, cluck!!! *purrs and rubs up against Rem's leg* Rem: Ewwwww!!!! Get that green furry thing away from me!!! Meatloaf: *snarls and the........uh.......er........ FUR on it's........back (I guess?) raises* Rem: ACK!!! I'll be good!! Sarah, call it off!! Sarah-Le: Meatloaf!!! *whistles and holds up a twinkie* Be a good thingie and run along now!!! *tosses the twinkie and Meatloaf runs after it* SB: *snickers and holds the dress up in Rem's face* You ready? Sarah, you hold him down and I'll put it on. Rem: ((O.O)) NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *wiggles and squirms as the two femmes put the dress on him* Sarah-Le and SB: *after they're done putting the dress on him* LOL!!!!! Awwwww, he's so cute!!! *they fall over and roll around the floor kicking and laughing* Rem: Not funny!! *crosses his arms and glares at the two* Sarah-Le: Well, the dress is better than nothing, 'sides I got your uniform, what you gonna do about it!! *runs off giggeling, SB is still rolling with laughter* Rem: *stomps off after her* I have my ways!! SB: *still rolling around, she's laughing so hard she's started to cry* This is too funny!!! LOL!!!!!! Sarah-Le --- LOL!!!!!!!!!!! *rolls around laughing* Rem: I'LL GET YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! SB: Hey wait a sec! Rem: Now wha-- *is pounces by SBas she starts tying pink bows in his dreads and hair* AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SB: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rolls around* Rem: GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Sarah: *pokes her head in the room* LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! We need to get him in the next fashion show... Rem: *stutter* Y-you wouldn't! SB and Sarah: *evil grin* Rem: *runs back out in the street screaming* Sarah: Poo. Now we'll have to catch him again. SB: Yeah... I didn't get a chance to put the makeup on him! Sonicboom13 --- *flies out after him again* Sarah-Le: Oh no you don't!!!! *swoops down and picks him up* Got ya!! Rem: *wiggles* Hey!! Put me down, I feel a draft....... Sarah-Le: *giggles* It's the dress. Now quit your squirming, or I'll drop you!! Rem: *looks down* ((O.O)) ACK!!!!! *wraps his arms around her neck* Drop me and you'll never hear the end of it....... Sarah-Le: *blink blink* I like you too Rem, but your kinda choking me....*koff* Rem: ((O_O)) But I........grrr, I though you were gonna drop me!!! Sarah-Le: Of course not, at least not on purpose.... *flies back into the room and sets Rem down* SB: *runs up with the make-up* I got it!!! Hold him still!! *giggles* Rem: ((O.o)) Uh-oh........... *breaks free from Sarah's grip* I'm not wearing make-up!!! Sarah-Le: *grabs him by the shirt collar* Where do you think your going? Rem: Um, away from you two psychos? SB: Nope!!! *pushes him into a chair* Your staying put! Sarah-Le: *giggle* I have an idea, hold on. *whistles* Meatloaf....here thingie!!! *it come running up* Good little green fuzz ball, now, help SB keep Rem in the chair until I get back. *trots off somewhere* Meatloaf: Chirp!! *wags the tail like thing and turns to face Rem* Grrrrr!!!!! *pant pant* Rem: ((O.O)) I'll be good, I'll be good!!! Don't let it hurt me!!! SB: *snickers as she continues to put make-up on Rem* You look so pretty!! *snickers again* Sarah-Le: *returns and holds up pantyhose and high heels* This is what we forgot!! *snickers and removes Rem's boots and puts the pantyhose and high heels on him* Rem: ((9.9)) Heaven help me........*squirms* Meatloaf: Grrrrrrr!!!!! Bark burf!!!! Meow!! Rem: I'm good!!!! *sits still as Sarah helps SB finish the make up* Sarah-Le and SB: *step back to admire their work* LOL!!!!!!!!! Sarah-Le: Remmy ina dres!!! How cute!!!! *giggles* SB: #O.o# Odd......he kinda looks good in that dress..... *looks at Sarah and the two start to laugh uncontrolably* Rem: ((~.~')) Now thery're just being mean..... Sarah-Le --- *grins evilly* Rem: Can I get out of this stuff now? SB: *wicked grin* Not quite yet.... *whispers something in Sarah's ear and she falls over laughing* Rem: ((((O.O)))) W-what are yuo gonna do? Sarah: Oh, nothing..... *evil grin* ~The two drag Rem into a cab~ Cab driver: Constable Remmington?? That that you??? Rem: Hi Harry.... ((-.-;;)) Sarah: *whispers to Harry where to go* Harry: Uh..... ok...... O.o ~Later~ Some guy with a camera (SGWAC): Lean a little more over to the right... There ya go! *snaps a picture* Rem: *stands under a bunch of spotlights* You two are gonna spend life for this!! Meatloaf: GRRRRRR MOO!!! Rem: YIPES! I be good! SB: You can try, but I'm willing to bet you'd have a hard time doing that after everyone sees you in PlayGuy Magazine... Sarah: *rolling around laighing* Sonicboom13 --- *almost dies laughing* Sarah-Le: *giggles* OoOoOoOoOooOo, you look sexy when your mad!! LOL!!!!!! SGWAC: Yes!!! That's it , now put more feeling into it!! Good, look like you can stare a hole through anyone!! Excellent!!! Rem: Knock it off!!! *storms up to the camera and takes a swing at the guy* SGWAC: Ack!!!! *ducks and runs off with the camera* Sarah-Le: *grabs Rem before he can run after the guy* Nuh-uh!! We're not done with you!!! *giggles* Rem: What???? There can't possibly be anymore to this......... *panics and struggles to get away, but Sarah won't let go* Grrrrr.....*gets an idea* Ha!! *turns around and plants a kiss on Sarah's lips, and as she lets go of him, a camera bulb flashes* SGWAC: Oh that is the best one yet!!! SB: Hey!!! You can't use that one, no one said anything about two person poses!!! *dives at the guy* SGWAC: *slams the door in SB's face and hauls booty to the nearest cab* Sarah-Le: That......sucks........*wipes the lipstick off* Now it looks like I was kissing another girl. Rem: ((O.o)) That didn't work quiet like I planed...... *realizes he's free* But I did manage to break free!! *makes a mad dash for the door* Meatloaf: *runs after him, but only to get out and chase the camera guy in the cab* Quack quack baa! SB: This kinda backfired....if we catch the guy maybe we can convince him to drop that last one. Sarah-Le: Yeah...if not I'll hang him from the ceiling by his toes!! *Rem and Meatloaf are running after the cab when Harry pulls back up and picks 'em up* Rem: Follow that cab!!! Harry: O.o You still in the dress? Rem: *growls* Never mind that, just follow that cab!! *Harry takes off before Sarah-Le and SB can get on* SB: Fudge!!! We have to go by foot! Sarah-Le: Not a problem, we'll beat the guy to where he's going. With your speed and my wings, it'll be a piece of cake! SB: Yeah, but where is he going? Sarah-Le: Shoot, oh well....FOLLOW THAT CAR!!!!! *the two take off after the speeding cabs* Sarah-Le --- ------- FOOLS!!!!! NOONE CAN DESTROY THE ALL POWERFUL TWINKIE!!!!!! WHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!!! WHAHAHAH!!! You think you can destroy the awesome might of the twinkies!?!? HA!!! WE ARE INVINCEABLE!!! whahahah!! We have an aproximate shelf life of 500 years!!! we could be in your local grocery store 500 years from now, AND STILL TASTE LIKE A TWINKIE! meatloaf has yet to see the TRUE power of the twinkiie armada!!!! WHAHAHAH!!! *aims TWINKIE CREAM FILLING cannon at TSIC forum* FOOLS!!!! you shall all drown in cream filling if you don't bow before twinkie!!! and heres a disturbing fact, I DON'T WEAR ANY PANTS!!!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!! NO PANTS I TELL YOU!!! WHAHAHAHAH!!!! BOW BEFORE TWINKIE!!!!!!!! Twinkie of destruction ------ Oh stuff it. *eats the twinkie* Not bad (n/t) Jen ------ ((O.o)) Your a twinkie, why WOULD you wear pants? *shakes her head* Meatloaf and the others can take you any day!!! *insert evil laugh here, I'm too sick to do it....koff hack wheeze* Sarah-Le ------ Maybe, but... ..we can make you SUFFER!! [:starts eating a -Super Bean Burrito-:] I hope the MB regulars have gas masks. Er, and radiation suits too. [:aims her butt at the Twinkies:] Um, this is gonna get -really- nasty peeps. Those with weak stomachs should leave now. [:fires a powerful fart at the Twinkies:] [:the resulting shockwave from(and toxic content of) the fart disintegrates the Twinkies into sub-atomic particles:] Heh. Excuse me. That was soooo rude... But it's -one- way to make those Twinkies -SUFFER ;) Hope nobody else got caught in the blast! [:wanders off to find a Tums or something:] MoKat ------ ((O_O)) OMG....I am so glad I was not in the room during that........... *turns on the turbines and airs out the place* ((O.o)) Well Mokat, that's one way to do it........ *can't decide if she's gonna laugh or gag* Oh yeah....*hands her TUMS,Rolaids and other antiacid type stuff* Knock yourself out... *snickers at her pun* OK, I'll stop... *walks off giggling* Sarah-Le ------ *takes the Tums and Rolaids* Thanx. Super Bean Burritos always make me do that ;o Did I forget to turn on the turbines? Ooops; sorry. MoKat