LOCKE VS. FRED (Posts originally appeared at "The Cavern Messageboard", over at ROBOJIF's Cavern) Locke vs. Fred the Punk Skeleton-Dude Part 1 Posted by ROBOJIF on March 31, 2000 Locke: You are from the Dark Side! I must destroy you! Fred the PSD: Never, Dude! You can't defeat me! I have the power of not paying attention when an adult speaks! Locke: Fool! That doesn't matter here! I'm not responsible enough to be considered an adult! Why, I screwed up my marriage, tramatized my son for life by making him think I was dead for 6 years, and now the Floating Island is in danger from Robo-Robotnik because I didn't listen to a fifteen year-old princess who has upteen times as much sense as me! Now, prepare to die! Fred: ? Er--I'm a skeleton! Locke: Then prepare to be destroyed! Fred: But I'm innocent! What have I done, besides expressing myself with the way I dress? Locke: ((O.O')) Uh--er . . . prepare to be eliminated! You are now being forced to listen to Yoko Ono!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ~music, if you can call it that, is heard booming loud~ Fred: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! My one weakness! Chick can't sing, she can't sing! Ahhhh, stop!!!!!! [IS THIS THE END OF OUR BELOVED PUNK SKELETON-DUDE?!] ------ Part 2 Posted by Sarah-Le on April 4 Heehee... since we have Locke out of character... I couldn't help but bring the rest of the Brotherhood in on this.... Saber: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!! Woo-hoo!!! *grabs a chair and some coffee* That's my boy! Blood I wanna see blood!! *cheers on Locke and turns off the heidious sounds of the dying dog* Fred: O.o Dude... I'm like a skeleton and stuff..... he's the only one with blood.... *points to Locke who swings his stick, knocking off Fred's arm* HEY!!! No fair!!! Locke: Bah!! Who said anything about fair? The Dark Legion dosen't give a rat's a-- *Fred picks up his arm and beans Locke over the head with it* Saber: BOOYA!!!! Good one, now don't just stand there boy, whoop him good!! Thunderhawk: Oh no no no...... this just isn't right.. STOP everyone just stay where you are!! ~Locke is in the middle of swingin' at Fred's head as Fred bites his knee cap when Thunderhawk has them freeze, making for a very odd statue if anyone's interested~ Thunderhawk: You boys can't go with this... it's not right... *hurries around setting up an area that looks like WWF arena* There, now moving into the ring and we'll do this properly..... ~Fred and Locke hobble off to the ring, still in mid attack, very funny looking if you think about it....~ Sojourner: *rushes in* What I miss what I miss??? Spectre: *from a dark corner* Nothing really.... guys fighting.. no chicks around. Sojourner: Aw, your too old for the ladies... now I on the other hand.. *struts up to a chair* Saber: Would you two be quiet! They're starting again!! *sips his coffee* Fred: *blinks (if a skeleton can...) and looks at the Brotherhood* No we aren't we're listening to you guys..... Locke: I'm the youngest, I'd be more popular with the ladies anyhow! *grins and sticks his chest out* Fred: Knock it off already! *beats Locke with his still detached arm* Your all too wierd to get any chicks! Locke: Ow! Hey! watch it, not there!!! AUGH!!! *continues to take a beating from Fred* Saber: *standing on his chair, waving around his coffee mug* Yeah!! Fight dirty, that's the way! Ow!! Are you just gonna stand there and take it boy? Be a man Locke, hit 'im where it hurts!!! Thunderhawk: And if you must bleed, don't do it on the carpet, it's too much of a hassle to clean it! *taps his foot as he watches the two* Saber: Oh shut up... you just need some coffee.... *dumps his coffee on Thunderhawk, who runs around screaming like a school girl* Now, on with the pain, on with the hitting! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Spectre: *sighs* So, when do the girls come out and mud wrestle? I wanna see some real action! ~while Spectre and Sojourner complain about the girls not being around... Locke is getting the tar kicked out of him by Fred and Thunderhawk is making a call to sue the maker of the coffee Saber spilt on him~ Fred: And this is for your son! ~POW~ for your wife! ~THUMP~ for that little kid that you tripped when you were 5!! ~WHACK~ Locke: Grr!!! Ok, you've had it punk!! *uses chaos energy (wow, he decided to use it for once) and blows Fred to pieces* Fred: This sucks.... *looks at all his bones laying around the ring* Saber: *cheers and in his excitement breaks a chair over Sojourner's head* Yeah!!!!!!!! Sojourner: Hurk---- *passes out* ~door opens and K-Rae, SB and Sarah walk in~ Rae: O.o How'd we get here? Spectre: *perks up* Yeah!! Mud wrestling yes!!! SB: OMG..... run!!!!!! ~the girls panic *heh.... ask SB and Rae about what happens with the Brotherhood in chats.... Especially with Locke, Spectre and Sojourner.... ((o.o;;))* as Fred slowly pulls himself together~ Fred: *mumbles under his breath* Stupid echidna.... dislocate me will he..... Spectre: What's amatter ladies? Don't like Guardians? Sarah-Le: Not like that.... you guys too old... ((o.o)) Locke: *struts up to Rae grining* Hi! *takes another step before Fred hits him in the back of the head with his left femur* Fred: Hey!! No flirting! I'm still around, so face me, skeleton to echidna! *hobbles around on one foot.. but he mixed up his parts while he was rebulding and is now walking on his hand* Huh, ya chicken, afraid of the skeleton! Ha! You are CHICKEN!!!!!!! *clucks and makes the usual chicken nosies* Locke: *winks at Rae* I'll be right back. *growls and dashes back to Fred* Rae: *whimpers* Why me......... SB: At least he's younger than Sojourner.. *shudders* Sarah-Le: AND HE'S KNOCKED OUT, SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!! *runs around trying to lose Spectre* Saber: You just need coffee......... *offers Sarah some as she runs by* ~Locke is kicking around Fred's skull like a soccer ball~ Fred: Hey! Ow, that was a wall!!! Locke: Ha! I'm no chicken ya bag of bones!! Fred: Grrrr..... *has his dislocated foot trip Locke as his hand yanks his tail* A-HA!!! Now who's da man! Sojourner: *slow comes to and rubs his head* I am!! And did I hear SB's voice? SB: Eeep!! *hides behind Rae..er... in front of.. Rae's trying to get the door to open* Rae: THE LOCK, IT'S LOCKED!!!!!!!! O.O;;;; Locke: Huh, someone call me? *gets knocked up side the head by Fred's hand* Thunderhawk: *waves to the girls* Hi! Having trouble? *walks up to help them, but Spectre slams into him, knocking the two out* Sarah-Le: YES!! *hops around* Now, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!! These guys are too odd.... ((o.o)) *struggles with the door, but it dosen't budge* Awww.... poo. Sojourner: Leaving so soon? *tries to grab SB, but she knockes him out first* SB: o.o Why won't he just give up? Rae & Sarah: *shrug* ~Fred's foot flys by Rae's head~ Rae: EEee!!! Watch it!! Fred & Locke: Sorry!! *go back to fighting and stuff...* Sarah-Le: *looks at the door and the knocked out girl-crazy members of the Brotherhood* Well... I guess we could stick around and watch those two.. *jerks her thumb in the direction of Locke and Fred* SB: Why not? Things have been kinda slow lately..... *hops into a chair near Saber and munches on candy* Saber: *too busy with his coffee and watching his son fight the skeleton to notice the girls sitting down* Woo-hoo! Yeah! That's the way, kick him when he's down!! *takes some of SB's candy and washes it down with coffee* SB: Hey! That's mine! *bops him* Saber: Sorry, want coffee? *pours her a cup... somehow he found another one* SB: O.o Um.... thanks? *sniffs it* Sarah-Le: *is getting into the fight* Ow! Low blow, low blow!! That was uncalled for!! DO IT AGAIN!!! ((^.^)) ~Fred is gnawing on Locke's boot as he swings his stick at Fred's attacking dislocated apendages~ Rae: This is interesting.... *covers her eyes from time to time* [Will the battle of the idiots ever end? Will Thunderhawk get his revenge on the coffee companies? Will Saber ever come off his coffee high? And will Sojourner, Locke and Spectre stop chasing younger women? All this and more coming in the next installment of "Locke vs. Fred the Punk Skeleton-dude"!!!] This episode has been brought to you by your local Farmers Against Mutant Squash(FAMS) organization. They don't want killer squash around anymore than you do. Heehee!!!! See what senioritis does to a person? ((@.x)) ------ The Locke and Fred Saga part 3!!!!! Posted by Sonicboom13 SB: This is fun and junk!! *joins Sabre in screaming* COME ON!!! BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!!!!!! Rae: This is getting gruesome... *coveres her eyes again* Sabre: You just need some coffee... *offers Rae and cup and continues screaming for blood* Sarah: This is better than Celebrity Deathmatch! *cheers and eats popcorn* ((^.^)) Fred: Give up! You know I da skeleton! *Locke continues to kick his head around as his body continues to beat Locke with his arm* Locke: Owchies! *kicks Fred inbetween the legs* Fred: O.O EEP! *drops the arm and gets tackles by Locke* Sabre: YES YES! BLOOD BABY!! SHOW HIM WHAT YA GOT SON!!! MAKE HIM CRY FOR HIS MOMMY!!! Anyone want some coffee? SB: BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!!!!! Sarah: Ok, those two have been into the happy pills again. Thunderhawk: *in a phonebooth* What do you mean I'm crazy?! I'm gonna sue your company for every dime it has!!!! It's your fualt I has coffee dumped on me!!! *ccontinues to scream over the phone, then gets hit upside the head by Fred's leg, passing out and leaving the phone dangling on the hook* Spectre: *beginning to come to* Augh.... hey, where's the chicks? Rae: *looks behind her* Uh....Guys.... Sarah: Hmm? ((O.O)) SB: What? COME ON!! BLOOD BABY!!!! Sojourner: *sneaks up behind SB and grabs her* Hiyas cutie! SB: EEEK!!! *throws him into the wall* Sojourner: I go nappy-poo... *passes out* Sabre: He just needs some coffee... BLOOD!!! Spectre: *tries to make a pass at Sarah, but gets bopped in the head by a rolling pin* Uh-oh... Spectre's wife (Dun know her name): SPECTRE!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING CHASING YOUNG WOMEN AGAIN!!!!!! *hits him again* Spectre: Owie! Stop! *runs up into the ring followed by his wife hot on his heels* Locke and Fred: WTF? O.o *shrugs and continues beating each other* Sarah: *falls over laughing* LOL!!!!!! Rae: *covers her eyes and tuns around in her chair* Ow... Sabre: BLOOD BLOOD!!!! SB: They need some coffee... Sabre: That's my line! And yes they do... SB: Yup. Sabre: Yup. *they both begine screaming again* Locke: *is thrown into the stands by Fred* Owie... *happens to be sitting in Rae's lap* OoOoOoOo Heyas cuite! How about giving me some CPR? Rae: >^O.O^< *drops him and runs behind Sarah* Keep him away from me! Fred: HA! Ya chicken! *throws his foot at Locke and knocks him in the head* Spectre's wife: Come back here you good for nothing!!! *beats Spectre with the rolling pin* Sarah: What a mad house.... TBC if anyone wants to add. ------ The Locke and Fred Saga part 4 Posted by Sarah-Le on April 4, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I AM EVIL!!!! Now, onto the story........ Crazy: *enters the room* What's going on in here? Sarah-Le: CRAZY!!!!!!! How did you get in????? Crazy: Um.. the door.... duh..... Rae: *peeks* DON'T LET IT CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!! Crazy: Why? ~the door slams~ Sarah & Rae(SB is too busy cheering the fight): *scream* NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Thunderhawk: *comes to* Huh, wha? *sees Crazy* OoOOooOOOo!! What a pretty little chameleon! Crazy: WTF?!?! Rae: THAT'S why you shouldn't have let the door close... these guys are loney. *whimpers* Crazy: OMG!!!! *screams* Thunderhawk: Aw, poor baby, come here. I'll make it all go away. Crazy: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *pops him one* Spectre: ~WHAP~ Owww, please dear...~THUMP~ What about the others? Spectre's wife: What about them? Let them be... they're not my responsibility. Locke and Fred: *tap a foot* And what about us? SB & Saber: WE WANT BOOLD, WE WANT BLOOD!!! *pause* AND COFFEE!!!!!! ~Crazy is finding out just how persistant old guys can be~ Sarah-Le: *stops pitching a fit for a bit to laugh at Spectre* All right Mrs................ go Spectre's wife!! SB: *throws candy at Locke* FIGHT!!! Saber: Hehe.. *sips coffee* MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!! ~The music cues up, and ppl stand around looking stupid... Crazy gets grabed by Thunderhawk and Sojourner has come to...again.. and is sneeking up on SB, Sarah-Le is lucky and just stands around looking stupid as chaos ensues around her~ Spectre: *uses his wife's brief period of confusion to shove her out the door, Rae see's him do so* Heehee....... Rae: O.O But... you got the door open!!!!! Spectre: Yes I did.. *grins and tosses the key down the toilet* Now.... where is Sarah........ Crazy: I'M A MARRIED CHAMMY! *bites him with little chammy teeth* Thunderhawk: OoOooOO, fiesty! ((^.^)) Crazy: *whimpers* BAD DREAM! Wake me up someone!!!!!! Thunderhawk: *grins* Heehee..... Fred: *looks at Locke* Yep... they forgot us..... Locke: Uh-huh. yeah... brb... *sneeks up on Rae* Fred: *sighs* Well, coffee freak #1 passed out... *nudges Saber with his foot* And coffee freak #2 is having her own problems...*watches SB launch attack after attack at Sojourner as he dodges each one* I feel loved......... Spectre: Heehee!! *pounces the stupifed Sarah* Sarah-Le: *snaps to attention* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET OFF ME!!!!! Locke: Oh Rae!!!!! *grins* Rae: This is not funny!!! Look, the name of the story is "Locke vs. Fred the Punk Skeleton-dude" How are the 4 of us included in that!!!?? Fred: Yeah!!! *is back together again and grabs Locke by his hood* I'm not done with you! Saber: *unconsious* Coffee... *twitch* SB: Leave me alone old guy!!! *runs off, that seems to work better* Sojourner: You can't run in circles forever!! Crazy: *spits and stumbles around* He KISSED ME!!!!! @ºx Thunderhawk: It wasn't bad and you know it! ~On to the violence and stuff~ Fred: Forget me huh? *left hook to Locke's jaw, breaking a finger off* Oh dang, see what you made me do? *reaches for his finger and Locke hits him between his shoulder blades* Locke: Heh!! *watches him fall apart again* This is too easy! Fred: *trips him again and flicks his nose* STOP DOING THAT!!!!! Sarah-Le: *runs screaming between the two combatants, Spectre hanging onto her tail* LET GO!!! Locke: *watches Sarah, giving Fred enough time to bean him again* OW!! Rae: *cheers Fred* That's it! Keep him away from me! >^.^< SB: *still running circles around the room with Sojourner waiting quietly for her to stop* Argh!!! Why won't he leave me alone!! Crazy: *phases out of view, but Thunderhawk, like all Guardians has his methods of finding her* This sucks soooo much!! I knew I should have stayed in bed!! Thunderhawk: A-HA!! *dives at her* Crazy: *squeals and does a tail whip, momentarily disorrienting him* Take that!! *scurries up a wall and beats him repeatedly with her ring* Locke: *a bit woozy from his last beating, swings his stick around wildly, hitting anything in his path* I'll get you yet!!! Fred: Yeah, whatever.... *pulls himself together yet again as Locke wanders around blindly swinging at stuff* Sarah-Le: *has taken to slamming Spectre into the wall* Let me go!! Spectre: OooOOooo, you pack a wallop! *grins as he's slamed yet again* Rae: *sits by and idly watches everyone* Well, looks like I'm in the clear.... Saber: *rubs his head* OoOoOoooO.. what happened? *blinks* I need coffee... *grabs the pot and runs off to brew some more* Rae: O.o What's with him and coffee? SB: O.O He's making more!! YAY!!!!! *dashes off and yells to Locke and Fred* Don't kill each other till I get back! Fred: I won't! Locke: I will! Fred: Grr.......... *kicks him in the gut* I said we'd wait!! Locke: Ok, fine.. *flops down and pouts* ~Mortal Kombat theme dies down~ Fred: Dude!!! Your how old now and your pouting?!? Locke: Old enough to be your dad... er... if you were alive that is..... Oh yeah! *grins and gets up to chase Rae again* Rae: >^O.O^< ACK!!! NO!!!!! *climbs the wall* Please!! Locke: *looks up and chuckles, lifting his fists showing his knuclaws* They aren't real.. but they work! *starts to climb after her* Fred: *sighs* So... do I wait for SB to return like I said I would...... or help the cat chick? *shrugs* I dun know.... Thunderhawk: *follows Locke's lead and climbs after Crazy* Here chammy chammy chammy...... ~in the kitchen, sounds of pots and pans being thrown are heard and Sojourner comes running out, SB beating him with a spatula~ SB: I haven't had my coffee yet! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! Sojourner: ~THWACK~ Ow!! Hey!! So it is true, love HURTS! SB: EEEEEE!!!!!!!! ~BONK WHAP THUD THONK~ Sojourner: Ow.. ((X.o)) *passes out for the millionth time* SB: HA!!! *struts back to the kitchen to help Saber with the coffee* Sarah-Le: Ok, you want me, your gonna get me!! Spectre: Really!! Heehee!! ((^.^)) *dances around* Sarah-Le: Yeah..... you are........... *trips him and sits on his back* Ha! Now you can't do anything! Crazy: Lucky!!! I can't sit on mine.. I tiny.......... Thunderhawk: Sure you can sit on me! *grins* Crazy: OºO NO!!! Eat magic ring! ~BONK WHAP THUD~ Fred: *sigh* Well... this has moved away from what it was supposed to be.. now it's the Female Fearsome Foursome vs. the love sick Brotherhood.... and a coffee loon and skeleton dude for the audience..... Spectre: *grins* It ain't that bad! ~SMACK~ Sarah-Le: ((O.O)) CUT THAT OUT!!!!!!!! Saber: *comes out, fresh coffee with him* OoOoooOOoOO!!! Lotta new matches, and everyone has blood this time!! ALL RIGHT!!!!!! Thunderhawk: Now don't encourage everyone, or your cleaning up the blood..... *is hit with Crazy's ring again, knocking him off the wall* Crazy: YES!!!!! ^º^ Rae: FRED!!!!!!!! SB IS BACK NOW!!! Fred: Oh yeah!!!!!! *grabs Locke* Your mine!!! ~Mortal Kombat theme starts up again~ Locke: Oh poo..... *is upper cutted by Fred* [And so ends another messed up episode of "Locke vs. Fred... er.... um...... aw heck... "The FF4 vs. The love sick Brotherhood, with Locke vs Fred the Punk Skeleton-dude on the side"!] ((o.o)) OooOoooOOo!!! The FF4's first _REAL_ adventure! :P If that's what you'd call it... ((O.o)) ------ The Locke and Fred Saga part 5 Posted by Sarah-Le on April 6, 2000, 9:32 pm , in reply to "The Locke and Fred Saga part 4" 63.252.230.131 ~Fred and Locke attack each other without mercy as the Brotherhood bugs the FF4 without mercy~ Spectre: *sings* I feel the magic all around you It's bringing me to my knees and like a wannabe I've got to be chained to you! Sarah-Le: *still sitting on him* Oh god.... someone help me..... but if I move... he'll be able to chase me... *pouts and stays where she is* Spectre: Heeheehee!! ((^.^)) *continues singing* Crazy: *still bopping Thunderhawk with her ring* HA!!! I'll never give up! MUAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH!!! Your mine!!! Er... wait, that didn't sound right.... Oºo Thunderhawk: *dazed* Yes it did!!! *smiles and passes out* SB: *sips on coffee as she watches the Crazy vs. Thunderhawk match* You go girl!! Hit him GOOD!!!!!! Crazy: *grins* Oh I will!!!!! Rae: *sits happily in the rafters* Go Fred!!! >^.^< Locke: Hey! What about me? *Fred knees him in the groin* ((O_O)) Ow..... *falls over and curls up in pain* Fred: OoOoOOo... *flinches* That had to hurt..... I'm a fair ma-- er skeleton.... so I'll sit out till your ready to have your butt kicked! Saber: That was my boy you kneed!! *pours coffee on Fred* Fred: NO! ACK!!!!!!! *runs off to the bathroom* SB: O.O HEY!!! I had to go!!! TOO MUCH COFFEE!!!!!! @.x Saber: ((O.o)) Yeah.. now that you mention it............ *dashes to the bathroom and pounds on the door, followed by SB* Sojourner: *babbles in an unconcious state* Spectre: *still singing* You and me baby ain't nothing but--- All the girls: O.O!!!!!!!! Sarah-Le: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ~WHAP POP THWACK SMACK THUMP~ Nooo!!!! Never!!! *runs off screaming* Spectre: OOooOoOoOOoo.. I see stars and little birdies.. *passes out* SB: *shrugs and goes back to pounding on the door* I HAVE TO USE THE LITTLE HEDGIE'S ROOM, LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!! Saber: Uh, I'm older, me first! ((@.x)) Crazy: *peeks at Thunderhawk* Is he out? Thunderhawk: *grabs her* Nope! Hello beautiful! Crazy: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~BONK THWACK~ Rae: *looks at Locke* >^o.o^< Um.. he's not moving, is that good? *hops down and walks up to him* Sarah-Le: RAE, NO!! It's a trick! ((o.o)) Locke: Heehee!! *jumps up and grabs her* GOTCHA! Rae: Eep!!! >^O.O^< Sarah-Le: Told ya... ((o.o)) Wait... I free and stuff! Heehee!!! *struts around* I ain't got no Spectre on me tail! SB: OPEN DA DOOR!!!!!!! @.x Fred: *opens it and walks out* I hate coffee... *is dyed pink* Saber: *snickers* Oh wait..... *bursts through the door and into the bathroom* SB:AUGH!!!!!! OLD GUY!!!!! *pounds on the door* What ever happened to ladies first? Saber: *muffled* I'm older.. that's what.. senior citizen benifits......... SB:*pouts and watches Sojourner twitch* You had better not mess with me......... Rae: GET HIM offa me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *struggles to get away from Locke* Fred: Have no fear cat chick person, Fred the punk skeleton-dude is here!!!!! *yanks on Locke's tail* Locke: Erk-- *gets dragged off by Fred* Thunderhawk: Kiss me baby! Crazy: Eee!!!!!!!! *slaps him* Sarah-Le: *still prancing around, oblivious to the fact Spectre has dissappeared* MUAHAHAHAHAHAAH!! Wait, shouldn't I be trying to get us out of here? *steps over the brawling Locke and Fred* Spectre: Heh heh... *looks down on the unsuspecting Sarah from the rafters* Saber: *strolls out of the bathroom* Ahhh!! I fell better.... need coffee.... ((@.@)) *dashes off* SB: YES!!!! *runs in and slams the door* Rae: *scrambles to a hiding spot* This is nuts!!! Crazy: Stay away you rabid old dude! Thunderhawk: OoOooooO, rabid huh? *grins and pounces* Crazy: ACK! Evil!!! *beats him on the head* Spectre: BONZII!!!!!!!!!!!!! *drops down onto Sarah* Sarah-Le: ~THUMP~ Oof!!! ((x.x)) Spectre: OOps..... too hard.... heeheehee.... *grins and picks her up* Fred: *upper cuts Locke and folwos with a left jab* Locke: ~TWUMP~ Ow!! *trips over Sojourner* Sojourner: Meh? *looks up* Was I asleep? *pushes Locke off him and gets up to stretch* Now, where's that cute little hedgie? ((^.^)) SB: *walks out of the bathroom, grumbling as she tries to get the toilet paper off her foot* SABER!!!! You TPed the whole place..... o.o Saber: *snickers* Coffee? SB: Don't mind if I do! ^.^ ~The coffee freaks go about with their coffee drinking ways as Sojourner sneeks up on SB again~ Locke: *still on the floor from when he tripped over Sojourner* Aw, floog........ *rolls just in time to avoid Fred's foot* Fred: You cannot escape me! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *locke grabs his foot and yanks it* ~THUD~ Nut bunnies....... Locke: YEAH!!!!!! *hops up and kicks Fred's limbs of* Take that!! *tosses his skull into the bathroom ~SPLASH~ Fred: *slightly garbbled* OMG!!!!! YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!! o.o Once I get my body back............... Spectre: Heehee... all mine!! *hugs Sarah* Rae: *peeks out* ACK!!! *hits Spectre* No she's not!!! Spectre: OW! *pouts* Why not? Rae: She's taken..... >^o.o^< Spectre: Awww.... *pouts somemore* Rae: >^O.o^< Yeah........... ~Fred's body searched for the rest of himself as his head shouts orders~ Fred: Aww.... this 2000 Flushes blue water stuff burns!!! And I'm not pink anymore.. I'M PURPLE!!!!! Thunderhawk: *stops chasing Crazy for a moment* And what's wrong with being purple? ~WHAP~ ((@.x)) Ow!!! Crazy: Heehee!! Rae: *pats Sarah's cheek* Wake up.... or Spectre'll get ya.... Sarah-Le: *snaps awake* Where is he?!?! Spectre: Yeeeeeeeeeeeees? ((^.^)) Sarah-Le: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ((o.o)) *pulls her chammy trick and cloaks herself* Spectre: *chuckles* No good.. I can see you!!!!! ((^.^)) Sarah-Le: DA! *runs* Sojourner: *pounces SB as she and Saber resume screaming for blood* Woo-hoo!! *manages to kiss her cheek* SB: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *jumps and dumps her's and Saber's coffee on him* Saber: Hey!!! I was drinking that! *stomps off to the kitchen to make more, grumbling the whole time* SB: OMG!! *screams* I wasted good coffee!!! *sobs* Sojourner: Aww........ *cuddles her* It'll be ok. SB: *sniffles* You think so? *sniffle* Sojourner: I know so! ((^.^)) SB: Thanks........ wait.... *screams again* What am I doing?!?!?!?!? *hops up and dashes off passed Spectre as he gooses Sarah* Sarah-Le: ((O.O)) AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *slaps him* Don't ever grab my butt like that again!! Spectre: *giggles stupidly* But I couldn't resist!! *trips over Fred's rib cage* ~FWUMP~ Ouchies........ Fred: *still in the water* Hey, dude, watch it!!!!!! Do you know how hard it is to reattach ribs? Oh, and by the way.... SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!! *splashes around* Rae: I'd love too but... eww....... *shudders* Crazy: Yeah, potty water, nasty! Locke: *scoots next to Rae and places his arm around her shoulder* We don't need that musty old skeleton anyways..... *grins* Rae: >^O.O^< EEK!!!! *struggles to break free, Fred's hand bops Locke and allows her to do so* Saber: *comes back with fresh coffee* This is what everyone needs..... SB: O.O MINE!!!!!! *grabs some and dodges Sojourner as she downs the mug* Saber: You just need some coffee.......... *pours some down Sojourner's throat* Spectre: What's in that anyways? Thunderhawk: *lunges at Crazy again, missing her* He'll never tell, it's his special recipie...... aw, come on Cra-Z! Crazy: Eee!!!!!! Just leave me alone! Fred: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!! *his arm continues to pound Locke* Locke: ((@.x)) Ow.... ~THUMP~ ------ ~INTERMISSION~ Posted by The Brotherhood on April 8, 2000, Locke: Hello, the Brotherhood here taking a moment to clear up a few things. First of all, we have never, nor shall ever act how Sarah And SB have portrayed us. Spectre: Well, I haven't I don't know about you guys.. *waves to everyone else* Saber: I do not act like that! *sips on coffee* Thunderhawk: *rearranging the books on the coffee table* Yeah, I'm normal...... *looks at Sojourner* Oh no, your vest clashes with the drapes! Sojourner: Huh? *scratches his butt* Locke: As I was saying, we are a group of civilized gentlemen. ~Thunderhawk and Sojourner are doing that little girly thing where all you do is slap each other's hands~ Sojourner: You stop it! Thunderhawk: No you! Sojourner: Stop it! I'm telling! Spectre: Both of you, knock it off or you'll have to go to your rooms! Thunderhawk & Sojourner: Yes sir... *pout and sulk off* Spectre: All it takes is a real man to do the job. Saber: Yeah....... *pours himself some more coffee* Locke: *leans on his stick* Ok, this is not working fellas.... we aren't going anywhere with this...... Spectre: I am..... speak for yourself. *pulls out a pic and smiles at it* Locke: What's that? *peeks* OoOooOoO, Rem's not gonna be too happy with you...... Spectre: *stuffs it in his pocket* Quiet you! *nervous laugh* Saber: *snickers as he downs another cup of coffee* Thunderhawk: You guys are nuts. Sojourner: More like.. CRAZY! *snickers* Thunderhawk: Oh you be quiet, or I'll show you a real sonic boom........ Locke: Aren't we all just little rays of sunshine today? Saber: ((o.o)) *sips his coffee* Spectre: Well, we've eaten up enough time for now...... Locke: Yep. Saber: Yep. Sojourner: Yep. Thuderhawk: CHILLYFISH!! Locke: ((O.o)) Ok..... Spectre: Now, on with the mud wrestling and chicks and... *shuts up* Oops.. I didn not say that. *walks off whistling innocently* Sojourener: I give up.. we can't fool anybody.... all in favor of chasing the girls again, run through the door chanting "Cheesburger!" Everyone but Saber: CHEESEBURGER!!!!!!! Saber: *shrugs and sips his coffee as she follows* ~END OF INTERMISSION, now, let's get on with da story!!!!~ ------ "The Locke and Fred Saga part 6 Posted by K-Rae on April 8, 2000, (On with the story...hee. Meh...I'm tired... x.@) Locke: *is being beaten with Fred's limbs and falls over* Ouch... ((x.x)) Fred: GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! Yuck...this is disgusting... Rae: *looks at Locke and thinks* (Good...now I can get away...) >^o.o;^< *looks around the room for a way out* Crazy: Stay away!!! *whacks Thunderhawk with her ring* Thunderhawk: Ow...you know you want m-ow! ((o.x)) Stop that! *tries to grab the ring* Crazy: Eee... oºo *shudders at what he was saying* NO!! *continues to whack him* SB: Coffee! *drinks down more, then runs out* Poo....empty... ;_; Sojourner: Hmm... >:D Hey cutie. I can get you lots of coffee. SB: O.O You can?! Where?! Sojourner: Hee hee! Follow me! SB: O...kies...must have coffee... @_@ The other girls: SB!!! NO!!! SB: Huh? *comes to her senses* Ack! O.O *throws Sojourner into a wall* I almost fell for that... *shudders then grabs Saber and drags him into the kitchen* Make more coffee... @_@ Sojourner: Owie.... ((X.X)) *passes out...again* Saber: Yes!! That's what everyone needs! A mug full of coffee.. *makes more coffee* SB: Amen! Rae: o.O Sarah: Er...she's had way to much coffee... ((o.o)) Crazy: Yeah.... oºo Locke: *somehow managed to get away from Freds limbs, pounces on Rae* Hee! ((^.^)) Hiyas, cutie! Spectre: *covers Sarah's eyes* Guess who? Thunderhawk: *comes up behind Crazy and grabs her* Hee hee! You're mine now! How about a kiss? All the girls(except SB): EEEEEEEEEK!!!! O_O;;; Rae: Get off me!!! o_o;;; *struggles* Sarah: No need to guess... *grabs him and chucks him across the room* Take that! Crazy: EEW!!! No way!!! *whacks him with her ring and gets away* Why can't they take a hint?! oºO Rae: *shrugs* Sarah: Ya think by now they would've taken the hint...with us beating them, telling them to go away, and stuff... ((O.o)) Rae: Persistent weird old guys...can't believe Knux is related to them...he's so cool and they're so...not. o_o Locke: HEY!!! We can be cool... All the girls(except SB...she's still in the kitchen drinking coffee..): Yeah...sure... ¬.¬ SB and Saber: *walks back into the room* Ah, coffee! You guys sure ya dun want any? Everyone: *shakes their head* No, thanks... o.O Saber: Suit yourself. *sips on his coffee* SB: You dunno what you're missing! *drinks her coffee* Rae: Man...whatever's in that coffee must be addicting... *realizes Locke is still on her* O.O GET OFF ME NOW!!! *pushes him off and runs* Locke: Aww...come back. I won't bite. ((^_^)) Rae: Eee... >^o.o^< Spectre: *sneaks up behind Sarah* Boo! Sarah: AAHH!! ((O.O)) *turns around and trips him with her tail* Crazy: *hits Thunderhawk where it counts with her ring* Thunderhawk: ((X.X)) *passes out* Crazy: Finally got him off my back... SB: WHOO!!! *cheers on the matches* Saber: BLOOD!!! I WANNA SEE BLOOD!!! AND I NEED MORE COFFEE!!! Be back in a minute. *pances into the kichen* Crazy: oºO That's disturbing... Sarah: ((o.o)) Yes, very.... TBC... --- Locke and Fred Saga part 7 (re-post) Sarah-Le & Catrina Eek too much coffee!!! They never act like that : ~Fred's right arm makes it into the : bathroom and pulls his head out, : immediately putting it in the tub : to clean it~ : Thunderhawk: *twitches in his : unconscious state* : Saber: *comes back in with two pots : of fresh coffee* Aw... everyone : giving up.. *pouts and makes the : girls drink the coffee* Heehee... : *grins and puts the pot up* : Special blend.... : SB: OoOoOoOo! Gimme!! : Saber: *thinks about it* Um....... : no.. *hands her the other pot* : You'll like this better.. this is : just for people that turned down : my other blend... yeah! That's it! : SB: O.o What's the difference? : Saber: You'll see..... *grins as the : other girls drink the coffee* : Spectre: ((O.o)) What's that they're : drinking? : Sojourner: *wakes up* OoOoo, I know! : Heehee!! Wait.. *grumbles* SB : didn't have any... : SB: No I..... O.O SABER!! HOW COULD : YOU?!?! : Saber: *shrugs* They are family... : and I considered it a good deed. : Crazy: That was pretty good : actually... *grins and looks at : Thunderhawk* : SB: OMG.... @.x Meh! *beats Saber* : That was cruel!! : Saber: Ow!! Here, have some coffee. : *pours her the regular* : SB: Coffee.. *shakes her head* No, : must help friends! But.... : coffee............ @.@ *takes the : coffee* Hold on girls.. coffee to : strong right now..... *guzzles it : down* : Fred: *pulled himself together and : stalks out of the bathroom, giving : the girls odd looks* Dude.... what : happened to them? Last I saw, : there were running from the old : dudes.... not.. doing.. THAT! : *points at Crazy who is gently : trying to wake Thunderhawk, Rae is : ready to pounce Locke and Sarah is : holding Spectre like a teddy bear* : Well.. *looks at SB* She's normal : at least..... : Sojourner: *pouts* But It's no fair : to me! *looks at Fred and cracks : up* Your head is purple and the : rest of you has a pink tint! : *holds his sides as he rolls : around on the floor* : Fred: Don't make me kick your behind : too, old dude. Now... to pull Rae : off Locke...... : Rae: Aww, your just so cute! *plays : with his beard as she purrs* : Locke: ((^.^)) : Fred: O.o Ok... *Pries Rae off Locke, : her purring dies down and she : hisses at him* : Rae: MINE!! *tries to grab Locke : back* : Fred: Trust me, you'll thank me : later! *with a grunt he pulls : Locke away and locks Rae in the : bathroom* : Rea: Hey!! *pounds on the door* LET : ME OUT!!!! : Locke: Yeah, let her out!! *runs to : the door* : Fred: I don't think so......*trips : him* : Saber: *was on his way to let Rae out : when he heard Locke trip* BLOOD!!! : *spins around and races back to : watch* ((@.@)) : SB: *drinks her coffee as she tries : to move Crazy away from : Thunderhawk, Sojourner playing : with her hair the whole time* : Sojourner *snarl* Just BACK OFF! : Sojourner: ((o.o)) Wow....... such a : strong voice! ((^.^)) : Crazy: Eee!! Lemme go! Poor : Thunderhawk, I'm sorry!! *pats his : cheek* : SB: This is nuts! Crazy, your crazy! : A few minuets ago you were beating : him, now your..... I can't say : it.. *sips coffee and bops : Sojourner when he tries to hug : her* : Sojourner: Ow!! *rubs his nose* : Sarah-Le: ((^.^)) Aaaaaallll mine! : *huggles Spectre* : Spectre: ((^.^)) Heehee!! : Rae: *muffled* Let me out! You can't : keep me away from my Locke! : >^@.@^< : Fred: Dude, this is too much!! : *knocks Locke out and goes to : separate the other : "couples"* : SB: *grumbles and tries to drink her : coffee as she pulls on Crazy and : fends off Sojourner* Oh, the heck : with it! *pous coffee down : Thunderhawk's throat* : Thunderhawk: *comes too* Hey... that : is good... *pushes SB and Crazy : away as he goes for Saber's : coffee* : Saber: See what you've been missing! : *pours him some* : Thunderhawk: Yeah! *dances around as : he waits for his cup* : Crazy: *fights SB off* Thunder's : awake! SB, lemme go! I wanna make : up for beating him, I was : wrong........ : SB: *sips coffee* What about Ultra? : Crazy: Ultra, who's Ultra.. I want my : Thunderhawk! *pouts* : SB: O.O OMG!! What was in that : coffee? : Rae: *snarls and pounds on the door* : I WANT OUT! : ~Tunderhawk and Saber enjoy their : coffee as SB holds Crazy back, : using the struggling chammy to : fend off Sojourner~ : Fred: Sarah..... drop the old : guy....... you don't want him... : *tugs on Spectre's arm* Dude.. : this chick is strong.. *pulls : harder, his arm popping off* That : sucked....... : Sarah-Le: *growls* Serves you right! : He's mine! *hug Spectre tighter as : she tosses Fred's arm to him* : Spectre: *gets an idea* How about a : kiss? ((^.^)) : Fred: DA!!!! *hops up and yanks : Spectre away* Trust me.... you : don't want to do that Sarah..... : Sarah-Le: *snarls* How dare you! : *charges Fred, who tosses Spectre : into Sojourner, knocking both to : the floor* : Fred: ACK! This chick can really : move!! *heads toward the bathroom, : opening the door just in time, as : Rae tries to run out, Sarah slams : into her, both fall into the : bathroom* A-HA!!! *slams the door : and re-locks it on the unconscious : femmes* That'll hold : 'em......*turns to Crazy and SB* : Crazy: *keeps fading in and out of : view, hoping to confuse SB* Let : go, or I bite! : Thunderhawk: *watches and laughs* : This is fun to watch! *pulls up a : chair and starts to chant : "FIGHT FIGHT"* : SB: Never! You don't know what your : doing! : Spectre: OoOOoO, my head... *helps : Sojourner up* Now, where's that : lovely echidnoyle? : Sojourner: *shrugs* But my hedgie is : right over there! : SB: Don't even think it! *throws her : empty coffee cup at him* : Crazy: *uses the opportunity to bolt : and pounce Thunderhawk* Hello! : Thunderhawk: ((O.o)) Hey... I was : having fun watching the two of you : fight..... : Fred: *pulls Crazy away from : Thunderhawk* Nope... I don't think so...... : Crazy: *struggles* NO!! Put me down! : Fred: *quickly tosses her into the : bathroom with the other two* : Crazy: Eeeee!!! *pound pound pound : pound* : Sarah & Rae: *wake up* Wha? Hi : Crazy! : Crazy: Um... how we get out? : Rae: *shrugs* That's one strong : door......... : Sarah-Le: Yeah, I couldn't knock it : down. : Crazy: Well.. I WANT MY THUNDERHAWK! : *sniffles* : Rae: Locke! : Sarah-Le: Spectre! : SB: Sojourner! ~BONK~ STOP! : Sojourner: ((X.o)) Ow......... : *stumbles off* : Spectre: *wakes Locke up* They're in : the bathroom, come on! : Locke: Meh? Oh! *hops up, only to : find Fred in front of the door* : Fred: Nope... you don't want them, : they aren't themselves...... : Saber and Thunderhawk: TWO ON ONE, : WOO-HOO!!!!!!!! *watch Locke and : Spectre stare down Fred as they : eat popcorn* : SB: Need coffee.......... *grabs the : OTHER pot* : Fred: SB, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : *Locke floors him before he can do anything* : SB: *chugs the pot* That was different... *twitches* Oh Sojourner... *grins* : Sojourner: YES!!!!!!!!! *hops around then runs up to her* Saber, I LOVE : that coffee! : Fred: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! : *is being beaten by Locke as Spectre opens the door, letting : the femmes rush out* : Saber: *sips coffee* This could be interesting..... : Thunderhawk: Yep... *finishes up is cup* ~BTW, Due to the coffee, Thunderhawk has lost interest in Crazy... but now she has interest in him~ : OMG!! Heehee, now we chase the guys... shhhhh!! Dun tell : anybody.. like our husbands and stuff........((o.o;;)) --- The Locke and Fred Saga part 8 Posted by Sarah-Le on April 20, 2000, 5:22 pm 63.252.228.61 [To recap the last part... the girls have gotten into Saber's other blend of coffee and are now after the Brotherhood, Thunderhawk has lost interest in Crazy and is trying to avoid her passes, Fred is going nuts trying to keep everyone separated and still trying keep his fight with Locke going] Thunderhawk: ((O.o)) That crazy chammy is out.... and she's coming this way.......... Crazy: @°o Thunder your alllll mine! *charges toward him* Saber: *snickers* This is kinda fun to watch... *sips coffee* You running from a girl. Thunderhawk: *leaps out of the way and dashes off with his coffee* Sojourner: Heehee!! *hugs SB* SB: ^.^ *pets Sojourner's head* Fred: This is sick....... *bops Locke* Locke: Ow! *rubs his head* Aw, who needs you *walks off to meet Rae as she runs toward him* Sarah: *busy feeding grapes to Spectre* Spectre: Mmm *munches* This is the life! ((^.^)) Rae: LOCKE! >^O.O^< *pounces him* Heehee! That mean old Fred locked me in the bathroom thinking he could keep us apart. *purrs and nuzzles him* Locke: ((^.^)) Pretty kitty! *scratches behind her ears and tosses out a ball of yarn* Rae: >^O.O^< YARN! *pounces it and purrs as she rolls around batting and playing with it* Locke: *chuckles* She's so cute when she plays with that! ~Crazy has pounced Thunderhawk and is giggling as he runs around screaming like a school girl~ Thunderhawk: ACK! Getheroffgetheroffgetheroff! ((@.o)) *stops to sip his coffee before running around again* Crazy: Yer sooooooo cute! *kiss kiss kiss* Thunderhawk: ((O.o)) Um......... *forces her to drink the coffee* Crazy: *swallows and blinks* O°O Eep! *hops off him and runs off* WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?! Thunderhawk: *shrugs and continues to drink his coffee, looks at Spectre and Sarah as he walks by* ((O.o)) Um.. *kicks Spectre* Get up........ your a big boy, you can get your own grapes. Spectre: Ow! That was my butt you kicked! *grumbles and gets up, rubbing his butt* Sarah: Awwww, poor baby! *pats his butt* Thunderhawk: ((O.o)) *sips coffee and shakes his head* I did not just see that....... Fred: o.o Um.. well, Crazy and Thunderhawk are normal.. until someone gives them that other coffee and stuff......... *shrugs and goes to pick on Locke again* Saber: *drinking coffee* This sucks..... ppl are normal and stuff.... they need coffee..... SB: I don't need any coffee, I've got my Sojourner! ^.^ Sojourner: Heehee!! Fred: Ok, that does it! *goes around and bonks each one of the funny people on the head, knocking them out* Crazy: o°o Well, that's one way to do it........ Thunderhawk: *nudges Spectre with his foot* Yeah. I guess so. *sets his coffee down long enough to drag Sarah off* Saber: Aw.... you knocked them out, that's no fun.. now they can't fight and stuff...........wait, I mean get all mushy and stuff.... I like fight better...... Fred: Ok, 4 of us are still up, now you guys gonna help me figure out how to get these "Love birds" back to normal? Saber: Will there be a fight? *pours himself the last of the coffee* Fred: Um... ya, when that Locke dude is up and stuff, I'll kick echidna behind. Saber: ((^.^)) *dances around* I'm in! Thunderhawk: *looking into the empty coffee pot* Awww, I wanted more, I'm all out.... Crazy: Old guys are funny... you and coffee. O°o Fred: Yeah, I agree with the lizard on that... you need to lay off the coffee. *tries to take the mug away from Saber* Saber: *snarls* MINE! ((@.*)) *bops Fred* Fred: HEY! Dude, that's it, your on "THE LIST"!!! ~dramatic music keys up and lighting strikes~ Thunderhawk: *screams like a little girl* Scary!!!!!!! Crazy: O°o Isn't your name THUNDERhawk? Thunderhawk: *blinks* ((o.o)) I guess your right....... *shrugs* It's cuz I dun have my coffee! *twitches* Saber: *snickers* "THE LIST"? ~mucic and lighting again~ There it is again...... *looks around for the source of the music* Fred: Hmm.... I didn't know that happened every time someone said "THE LIST" ~the usual, yadda yadda blah blah blah...~ Crazy: Well, all that lighting is gonna wake up all the psychos........... Fred: Yeah.. come on, lets separate them and stuff. Saber: *looks at his empty cup* Oops... all out and the pot is empty too... gotta make more! *skips off to the kitchen* Thunderhawk: Hey, I was just thinking...... Crazy: You can think? Thunderhawk ((¬.¬)) Quiet you......... what ever happened to Spectre's wife... gah, even I don't know her name......... and she's my grandmother. ((o.o;;)) Crazy: *drags Rae off to where Thunderhawk put Sarah* Beats me... Spectre shoved her out the door, who knows where she is now. ~Elsewhere~ Spectre's wife: *grumbles* I'm too old to do this.. hey wait a second... only the Guardians can live as long as Spectre has....... why am I still alive? ((o.o)) Voice: Because your not alive.... your still haunting him. Spectre's wife: I'm a ghost? *blinks* Voice: Duh, your kaput, dead as a door nail, frizzled out, six foot under, adios and bye-bye breathing. Spectre's wife: ((¬.¬)) Well you didn't have to be so rude about it.........so, that means I can walk through walls and fly, doesn't it? Voice: *sighs* You've been dead for how many years now and you just figured that out? Spectre's wife: Oh hush............ maybe I'm a blonde or something. Voice: Blondes aren't stupid you know, only the air heads follow that stereotype. Spectre's wife: Yeah yeah, I know. *pauses* Hey, why am I standing here talking about blondes when I could be beating Spectre with a rolling pin? Voice: I dunnow. *shrugs, if a voice can* Spectre's wife: Woo-hoo! I'm back in action, look out love sick twerp!! *brandishes a rolling pin and flies back to where every one is* Voice: *chuckles* I love causing chaos! Chaos: *roars and gurgles* Someone call me? Voice: Nope, sorry about that, I was talking about chaos in general, not you. Chaos: Oh, solright, I'm cool. Hey, you wanna go out for a cup of coffee? Voice: Don't mind if I do, you driving? Chaos: Don't I always? ~Chaos and Voice go about getting coffee as Spectre's wife dashes back to beat her hubby with a rolling pin, moving right along......~ Crazy: *watches Fred drag SB up to the rest of the girls* Ok, they separated, now what? Saber: *comes back out with his coffee* We drink coffee!! Thunderhawk: Woo-hoo!! *dances around and runs up to Saber* Can I have some can I? *puppy eyes* Saber: ((^.^)) Glad to serve those that want it! Fred: o.o We've lost 'em... *turns to Crazy* Any ideas? Crazy: *shrugs* We give them coffee or hope it wears off............ ~A loud thump is heard, Spectre's wife came through the wall, but isn't having and luck with the rolling pin~ Spectre's wife: Now this is a problem.. ~THUMP THUMP~ Nope, it's not coming through....... *turns around* Hi Thunderhawk, Saber! *smiles* Saber: ((O.o)) *sips coffee* Thunderhawk: ((o.o)) Fred: Dude... I never noticed it before, but I can see through that chick..... Crazy: o°o Um, cuz she's a ghost and stuff.......... Fred: Hey! And I'm a skeleton! Isn't that nice! *grins* Spectre's wife: ((O.o)) Um... yeah.... I'm sure your nice and all, but I'm married. Fred: Yeah, he's alive, and well.... your not.. *shrugs* Spectre's wife: ((o.o)) You do have a point.. well, I um...... *shrugs* Um.... bye! *goes back through the wall* Fred: Poo..... and I kinda liked her....... Crazy: O°o Not you too!! I swear, Saber is the only sane one here!! Saber: *coos to his coffee* Your so special and tasty... ((^.^)) *hugs the pot* Crazy: Nevermind..........o°o I'm all alone... *whimpers* TBC ---