A test of Mr. Pender's [Sense] of Humor Originally Posted by Joshua Edited by SonicBoom13 (Disclaimer: The following is NOT Meant [to] make fun of Ken Penders, I respect him for the great writer he is and look to him as inspiration for my own work.) (Feel free to sing along) (Chorus) Ken Penders Got run over by a [reindeer], [coming] home from Archie Christmas eve, You may say you don't [believe] in Santa, But As for Mr. Penders, he [believes]. (Verse one) It {was} just another normal day at Archie, With Penders doing art all on his own, Who would've [guessed] the chaos, that happened when he packed his gear and headed home, Gabrie saw Him [lying] there all beaten, He thought He was jumped {by} Lupe Fans again, That is [until] He [came] up [to] look him over, and Saw a [reindeer's] hoofprint on his head. (Chorus) Ken Penders Got run over by a [reindeer], [coming] home from Archie Christmas eve, You may say you don't [believe] in Santa, But As for Mr. Penders, he [believes]. (Verse) No one back at Archie would [believe] him, they just thought he had been working all [too] hard, Boller laughed at him and pointed, Galan and James Fry both [guffawed], Penders just [continued] with his story, Gabrie even tried to back him up, But they were both accused of [having too] much eggnog, And [Gorelick] made them admit they made it up. (Chorus) Ken Penders Got run over by a [reindeer], [coming] home [from] Archie Christmas eve, You may say you don't [believe] in Santa, But As for Mr. Penders, he [believes]. (Last Verse) [There's] still jokes thrown around the office, About the [injuries] He [sustained], While most remember that night with Chuckles, [Penders thinks] back on it with pain, Gabrie Knew what really happened, And the hoofshaped scar could [prove] them right, But since then he just claims it's a birthmark, Mr. Penders knows the truth about that night. (Chorus) Ken Penders Got run over by a [reindeer], [coming] home form Archie Christmas eve, You may say you don't [believe] in Santa, But As for Mr. Penders, he [believes]. MERRY CRISTMAS!