GEOFFREY ST. JOHN'S REASONS WHY SALLY CAN'T MARRY SONIC written by Kat MoKat inspired by Jaelle & Orla Characters used in this "story" belong to Sega (even though Geoffrey St. John was created by some nut who is no longer working for Archie Comics :P ). Sally announces that she's going to marry Sonic. GEOFFREY: Sally, you *cannot* marry that Sonic bloke! SALLY: Why not? GEOFFREY: Because he's all wrong for you. SALLY: And I suppose you're not? GEOFFREY: He's a hedgehog. SALLY: So? You're a *skunk*. BUNNIE (aside to Antoine): Ah guess that makes him a real *stinker*. ANTOINE (aside to Bunnie): Oui. And what a tres ter-RI-ble stink he makes! GEOFFREY: He is inmature! SALLY: Have you looked in a mirror lately, Mr. St. John? GEOFFREY: He is NOT a gentleman! SALLY: There's that mirror thing again. GEOFFREY: He has no right to be the future King! SALLY: What makes you think that YOU do? GEOFFREY: What would the children look like? SALLY: They would be loved no matter WHAT they looked like. GEOFFREY: He has weird powers. SALLY: You say that as if it were a *bad* thing. GEOFFREY: I'm more handsome. SALLY: *That* is a matter of opinion--mainly yours. GEOFFREY: He is more trouble than he's worth, luv! SALLY: You're talking about yourself again! GEOFFREY: He is Sir Charles Hedgehog's nephew. Need I remind you WHO invented the Roboticizer?? SALLY: So? That still makes him the nephew of a Knight. You're not *JEALOUS*, are you Mr. St. John?? GEOFFREY: No way! I have one final reason. SALLY: And that is...?? GEOFFREY: Because *I* say so! SALLY: Foot, Geoffrey. Geoffrey, foot. **WHAM!!!** Geoffrey is knocked unconscious by Sally's kick. TAILS: Aunt Sally, that wasn't very lady-like. BUNNIE: We're proud o' ya, Sally-girl! ANTOINE: Vou certainly put ze skunk out for ze night, no? BUNNIE: Hey, Ant! Wanna help me take out th' trash? ANTOINE: Oui, moi chere! They drag Geoffrey away.