Grrrr! In my genuine rush to get that typed in before work, I completely forgot about the
      stinkin' html thing. More importantly, I seem to be getting some kind of error form my
      "Kat--I think I had a little too much cranberry juice last night. . ." post, so, I'm just reprinting
      the dang thing here! Take 2 everybody!

      Censorship

      Parody of Germs by "Weird Al" Yankovic (which was an original, not a parody)
      "Performed" by Sally Alicia Acorn

      Sometimes I really feel emotional
      Yet that's one state I'm never in
      Because I know that I've somehow gotten smothered
      With Sega's little stipulations clinging to my skin.
      I rub my eyes until they're red and irritated
      But still the tears seldom come
      I don't know how they put my feelings in a choke-hold
      Hey, you listenin'? I want to feel again!

      They're all over me!
      They're inside of me!
      Can't get them off of me!
      I'm mired in (serious censorship)
      What do you want from me?
      What are you doing to me?
      There's no escape for me!
      I'm trapped in (unabated censorship)

      Now if I ever dare to turn my back
      That's when the start their sneak attack
      Every few issues I look back in utter horror
      To find my face all frozen and in emotional lack
      Can't make those profit-crazed big-wigs understand!
      And there's more comin' everyday!
      I never said that they could repress my true thoughts
      I wish they'd give it up already and cease the reprimands!

      They're all over me!
      They're inside of me!
      Can't get them off of me!
      I'm mired in (serious censorship)
      What do you want from me?
      What are you doing to me?
      There's no escape for me!
      I'm trapped in (unabated censorship)

      They're creeping inside my vest
      They're over the Floating Isle
      They're invading the Great Forest
      They're keeping me from going wild
      They're hiding here in my boots
      They're lurking in every kiss
      I found some in Nicole
      Even in my dad's office.
      I'm gonna show them who's boss!
      I'm gonna get even yet!
      Just give me a juicy scene!
      Let me be your drama queen!
      Don't tell me I'm paranoid!
      I know that they're after me!
      Go back and read "Endgame". . .
      See??

      They're all over me!
      They're inside of me!
      There's no escape for me!
      I'm mired in (serious censorship)
      What do you want from me?
      What are you doing to me?
      There's no escape for me!
      I'm trapped in (unabated censorship)

      They're all over me
      I can feel them all over me
      Over every part of me

      I know they're watching me
      They're always watching me
      They're coming after me!

      Won't somebody help me?
      Please somebody help me!
      You've gotta believe me!
      They're out to get me!

      They want to control me!
      They want to destroy me!
      They're trying to kill me! (Endgame)
      It really upsets me!


      Chris