A test of Mr. Pender's Sence of Humor Posted by Joshua (Disclaimer: The following is NOT Meant of make fun of Ken Penders, I respect him for the great writer he is and look to him as inspiration for my own work.) (Feel free to sing along) (Chorus) Ken Penders Got run over by a raindeer, comeing home from Archie Christmas eve, You may say you don't belive in Santa, But As for Mr. Penders, he belives. (Verse one) It just another normal day at Archie, With Penders doing art all on his own, Who would've guess the chaos, that happened when he packed his gear and headed home, Gabrie saw Him layting there all beaten, He thought He was jumped Lupe Fans again, That is untill He come up too look him over, and Saw a raindeer's hoofprint on his head. (Chorus) Ken Penders Got run over by a raindeer, comeing home from Archie Christmas eve, You may say you don't belive in Santa, But As for Mr. Penders, he belives. (Verse) No one back at Archie would beleive him, they just thought he had been working all to hard, Boller laughed at him and pointed, Galan and James Fry both gufawed, Penders just Contiued with his story, Gabrie even tried to back him up, But they were both accused of haveing to much eggnog, And Gorelik made them admit they made it up. (Chorus) Ken Penders Got run over by a raindeer, comeing home form Archie Christmas eve, You may say you don't belive in Santa, But As for Mr. Penders, he belives. (Last Verse) Their's still jokes thrown around the office, About the injuried He susstained, While most remember that night with Chuckles, PEnder think back on it with pain, Gabrie KNew what really happened, And the hoofshaped scar could proove them right, But since then he just claims it's a birthmark, Mr. Penders knows the truth about that night. (Chorus) Ken Penders Got run over by a raindeer, comeing home form Archie Christmas eve, You may say you don't belive in Santa, But As for Mr. Penders, he belives. MERRY CRISTMAS! --- LOL! :-) Posted by Ken Penders Sure made me laugh. That was rather good. (And yes, i do have an odd sense of humor.) --- Joshua got runover by a typo. Sorry. (nm) That guy with the hat --- Eh, dun worry. Sarah-Le no can spell either(n/m) Sarah-Le --- Re: Joshua got runover by a typo. Sorry. Posted by T2 Need t' spell words correctly? Ask moi, cuz I'm the spelling expert... most of the time ;D ~Tini~ --- ROFL!! Posted by MoKat -Very- amusing... I think I'll print it out :) --- Jolly good show; I especially like the line about 'Lupe fans'. ;) MephitisLotor ---