Space Disgrace and Dimberly were sent
out on patrol in the Sixpak. Unfortunately
(yeah, right!), some of Barf’s buzzards appeared
and they (the pair in the Sixpak) had to blast their way through to reach
Barf’s Dead Panic. Then they sneaked into Barf’s H.P-U.
"Stay close and don’t get captured, Dimberly."
Suddenly, a group of evil Boots ambushed them.
After wiping the floor with his mess of Boots, Disgrace looked over at
his partner. She was struggling in the hold of two Boots.
"I told you not to get captured, idiot!" Disgrace
exclaimed while he shot the two Boots.
But his warning came too late. Barf, La Sin, and
two Patrol Cups were homing in on them. After karate-kicking the Patrol
Cups, Disgrace leaped on Barf before Barf could shoot his dreaded Infarto
Ray at Dimberly while she was duking it out with La Sin.
"Watch where you’re shooting, dimwit! You almost
blasted me!" shrieked Dimberly.
"Shut up before Barf finds us!" Space Disgrace
"You’re through, fart-face!" snarled Disgrace
as he twisted the Infarto Ray around Barf’s wrists.
"Yeah!" retored Dimberly (lamely) as she struck
Barf with a face punch. Barf countered with a roundhouse kick that sent
her sprawling to the floor. Barf ran out of the room before the pair recovered.
They crawled through a vent that led to the lab.
From the opening, Disgrace took carefull aim and blew the ray to bits with
his laser piss-toll. The wrecked ray cannon emitted a repulsive and nauseating
smell throughout the room.
"Bad news: La Sin got away." Dimberly reported.
"That’s okay. We got Barf." Disgrace said smuggly.
"Oh, yeah!?" yelled Barf as he drove his fists
into Disgrace’s mid-section.
"Aaack! I’m gonna be sick!!!" gasped Dimberly
as she held her hand over her nose.
They reached the Sixpak and blasted off in the
nick of time. They ran into a patch of SpaceBinds soon after and they dodged
them before they literally ran into them.
"Run for the Sixpak," shouted Disgrace, "before
this awful smell kills us!"
"Right on!" Dimberly replied as she darted
out of the vent.
"Wait for me!!" Disgrace wailed.
"Hextor! Shoot the Binds! Left, go left! Go
down! Hextor! Watch it!! Hextor!!
They passed the SpaceBinds and the coast was clear.
The universe was back to (ab)normal.
LOOK OUT!!!" Dimberly panicked.
"Chill out! I’ve got everything under control."
Disgrace said with obvious irritation. "And DON"T call me ‘Hextor’!!!"